Muse are the perfect New Tory band

Tory Bear is clearly desperate for his teenage heroes (how young is he?), Muse, to be revealed as Tories. It wouldn't surprise me if they were, as I elucidated as a comment on the TB site ...

Muse are the perfect New Tory band.

They have that veneer of cool that
might make someone who is totally uncool think that they are cool. If you see
what I mean.

Muse, of course, are total rubbish, thoroughly in the MOR
rock tradition of overblown, slightly gothic choruses. To me, they have clearly
always wanted to be Radiohead. But ultimately they're just fucking boring.

To stretch the analogy to the limits of usefulness, I think that makes
Tony Blair Thom Yorke ...